May 2013
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My daughter just texted me to ask if she can add a...
luckyshirt:
You all have about 15 minutes to hug your loved ones goodbye before I destroy the planet.
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Joker: When I was gone, I met a man who was obsessed with driving a car around the world in one day. He swore up and down he could do it. And he TRIED to, many times, from what I understand. At the end of those failed days he'd sit on the side of the road cursing his bad luck. Eventually a good samaritan would stop. After slaughtering the samaritan--and anyone else with the samaritan--like his wife, children--he'd put them in his car, set it on fire, and drive off in theirs. Then he'd fill up the tank and wait on the sun, so he could try and drive around the world again.
Johnny: He never made it?
Joker: No, he was GONE, but thats not the point
Johnny: There is one I assume
Joker: So you don't get it Johnny Johnny? He blamed the cars for his failure, it never crossed his mind that what he believed was impossible. I admire that, I really do.
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christoph-waltzed:
I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut
So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.
She came in the next day with her hair cut how...
April 2013
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